"Not Me!" Monday

Welcome to "Not Me!" Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

It did not take me a full minute to realize that the Q-tip I was using was a reject and didn't have the cotton tip on the end. I did not proceed to spend another full minute staring at the naked stick and wondering if somehow the cotton tip had been there, but was now stuck in my ear....

I did not make a full bowl of food for Isaac (blended strawberries, bananas, organic whole milk yogurt, and flax oil) and then leave it on the edge of the counter. Isaac did not reach right up, grab said bowl, and pour it all over himself and the floor. I did not have to fight hard to resist the urge to grab the camera instead of cleaning up the sticky mess that followed. I did not laugh at Isaac as he started scraping the food off of his shirt and shoving it in his mouth.

I did not realize at the last minute that my shirt wasn't clean for Awana last night, and I certainly did not just wear that dirty shirt anyway. (Hey, I at least wore another shirt underneath it!)

I did not devour a whole bunch of trail mix in one sitting (homemade mix of raw almonds, chopped raw Brazil nuts, raisins, dark chocolate M&Ms, and cashews) and then feel horrible for the rest of the day.

What did you not do this week?