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Calebisms

"I made a be-autiful picture for Jesus!"
"Balloons float all the way to outer space. Then the space aliens get them. Someday they will bring them back to the boys and girls on earth."
"I can't sleep anymore. I'm all out of sleepness."
"Mom, can I take off my jacket? I'm not cold anymore. All the cold got on my jacket."
"Mom, can you get me a new arm? Mine is wet. We can go to the arm store and get one."
Caleb counting: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7.. 8..9..10..11..12..13 ..14..16..17..18..19 ..100,000!
Caleb: "Will you turn up my music? But don't turn it up too loud, cuz then the Earth will shook. And if it shooks too much, it will fall into Mars!"
We were having breakfast for dinner, and Caleb was confused about what time of day it was. I prompted him, "It's not morning, it's...." to which he replied, "Bacon time!"
Looking at a US map, Scott asked Caleb what state we live in. "IKEA!" (Well, it IS pretty big....)
"Mom, I love you berry much, honey."
While feeding Isaac some puffed millet (a cereal), Caleb said, "Mom! There are mullets on the floor!"
While at the park, Caleb started rubbing his eye. "Did something get in your eye, sweetie?" I asked. He replied, "Yeah. It's swine flu."
This morning our car wouldn't start on the way to preschool. I explained that the battery was dead and we needed another car to help us. Scott was at work and couldn't come right away. Caleb asked, "What about the pizza guy?"
Sitting on the potty: "I can't go anymore. I'm out of pee-pee!"

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Another Jesus?

This morning we were listening to Veggie Tales music--Bob and Larry's Sunday Morning Songs. One of the songs on there is "Down in My Heart," and it goes like this:

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart
Down in my heart to stay!
And I'm so happy, so very happy
I have the love of Jesus in my heart

Caleb looked at me and said, "Why does he have two Jesuses?"

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"He said that he has another Jesus in his heart! How can there be two?"

I thought for a second, then I started laughing. "He said that he has the love of Jesus in his heart, not another Jesus! There's only one Jesus, honey."

"Oh. That's good!" he replied.

1 comment:

Mandy Hornbuckle said...: HA!! That's so cute! I love when kids mess up song lyrics.

Jack actually does that frequently too - the other day, we were listening to the radio and Jack was singing along to Gretchen Wilson's "I'm here for the party," and I heard him sing "I'm here for the money." He just thought she was there for the money!

Also, the first time he sang "You are my sunshine" to me, he sang "you make me happy when I am sad" instead of "when skies are grey" which made the end not rhyme, and he was all confused. Since then, he's been singing it wrong on purpose because I like his version best. :); July 7, 2009 at 9:40 AM